The Wonderful World of the Gundampilotspaz

Suddenly I want to drop out of school and take up sheep herding.

- Kotaku

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The Polish military has finally  been able to secure the African coast, recruiting troops as they captured cities and sending these rookie troops into battle so they gain experience. Now with all North African nations under polish control with the exception of Egypt, controlled by the Ottoman Empire,  we have a staging area and nearly four thousand experienced troops ready to launch an attack on the southern territories of the Empire. The European armies in the  north are moving into position to launch an attack on the Ottomans from Russian controlled territories forcing the Ottomans into a two front war . This will prevent them from overly fortifying the individual cities under siege and will prevent a possible second wave of attack when we defeat their northern armies as they bring troops up from the south.

A more complete attack would be to include a sea based attack on Ottoman controlled Greece to further harm their infrastructure and lower the possibility of counter attack following our first push into the massive territory controlled by the Ottoman Empire. On top of the harm done to the Ottoman’s infrastructure but they will be forced to then split their forces into three. If the early battles of this war go well and our faithful allies Russia and Austria join in the effort the Ottoman Empire should fall under polish control in ten years or less. The much more difficult task of bringing the citizens into the Polish Empire and converting them to Catholicism begins then.

Did I mention I’ve been playing a staggering amount of Empire: Total War?

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Really Microsoft? If you wanna advertise your product at least hire someone competent to do it.

And try not to use an Apple computer in your next attempt.

Dvorak.org/blog

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It felt like someone completely pulled the rug out from under me. I was enjoying Grand Theft Auto 4 very much, but all of a sudden my progress grinded to a halt. I had taken the mission called “Last Interview” and had to wait for a phone call before starting on the mission. But the call never came. I wait a week and a half of in-game time, not an insignificant time in real life, and nothing. What made it worse was that all the other story missions were complete and I wasn’t getting any phone calls to do any more jobs from any of Liberty City’s criminal underground.

With a little research I found people who had reported the bug on all versions of the game going back to when it was first released. No resolution had bee found. It seems that if you do missions in a strange order (the order I happened to do them in) this glitch happens and you cannot continue the game. You are literally stuck. I had overwritten my only save before I started the mission by trying to make time pass quicker (saving causes six hours to pass) so I could not go back. Almost ten hours of work gone.

Most other games I might have said Screw it, returned it, or put it aside and attempted to beat another game before restarting from the beginning But I wanted to proceed with the game! I liked the story and characters! The game plays much better than those made with the GTA 3 engine, everything from the combat to the vehicle controls. (Actually, with the GTA series that pretty much IS everything)

So I started over. I zoomed passed the parts I’ve already did as fast as I could and did the missions in the order I found online. No problems. In fact, when I got the “Last Interview” mission I received that phone call almost instantly.

RAGE!

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Ever try to teach an older person how the magic of the internet works? Yeah, I know you’re all cringing right now but don’t! There is a solution! The inspirational video series Surfing for Seniors (developed in the mid 90’s) will get your grandfather searching for naked photos of Grace Kelly in no time.

Special thanks to Gizmodo

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The Onion has had the opportunity to try and compare the new Operating Systems coming down the pipe from Apple and Microsoft. Follow the link for their conclusion.

The Onion: OS X Snow Leopard vs. Windows 7

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There are many different perceptions on what this unique city represents. Be it a romantic vision of victory, a stunning achievement of mankind’s ability to adopt to their surroundings, the destruction of the moral basis of America, or the ruthless nature of capitalism. All these perceptions exist and all of them are valid. This place, this wild and extraordinary place that grew from a lifeless piece of earth, leaves a unique impression on everyone who crosses though.

I have taken the romantic view for a long time. Specifically since the 2004 World Series of Poker began airing on ESPN. Here was a card game, a game most people thought of as a random act of chance, having it’s championship aired on prime time television. When I first watched it I thought it was silly. Why do I care about people playing poker? But the 2004 World Series was presented in a way that allowed the viewer to learn the game, learn the modern day heroes of the game, and learn about the legends.

After the 2004 season of the World Series of Poker ended I continued to play No Limit Hold’em as well as other forms of the game. All the time reading about the legends and myth surrounding the game. From Doyle Brunsons tales of having the keep a shotgun by his side during those first Hold’em games in Texas to Stu Unger winning his third World Series title in 1997 after falling out of the poker world due to cocaine abuse. That whole tournament he wore sunglasses to hide the fact his nostrils had caved in. He died a short time after this final victory.

Four years ago I dreamed of being old enough not  just to play in the World Series of Poker, that mess has turned into a crap shoot anyway, but just to come to Vegas and play poker where these legends had once sat. To stand in the shadows of giants, as it were. As I write this three days away from my 21st birthday sitting in a hotel room thirteen stories above Las Vegas…. I feel like I’m in a dream. This can’t be real, can it? I feels like no time has passed since my friends and I had played our small $5 tournaments and thought about one day sitting in a real Vegas casino and playing a serious game of poker. This isn’t really happening.

I think I kept thinking this as the day of the flight (this morning) came and I bragged to everyone at work. I kept thinking that I’d wake up from some dream as we lifted off from Hartford Connecticut at 7am, and I really thought I was dreaming as I looked down from the heavens upon mother earth of the first time. It didn’t even hit me as we landed at 9am after 5 hours in the air (ugh, jetlag)  and got our luggage. It hit me at the strangest time. As we went back to our hotel I say a highway sign that said, “route 15 to Salt Lake City” that was when it really hit home that I had crossed a continent. That on August 12th I will stand in the shadow of giants.

The first day I used to get a feeling for what Las Vegas was really like. I had to get there first, of course, that was an ordeal that I don’t really want to remember. Not that it was too much of a hassle. But the flight left at 7 am and we left for the airport at 3am. I didn’t sleep that night, in fact I didn’t sleep more than maybe 2 hours on the flight until midnight on saturday. 9am on Friday to 12am on sunday. 39 hours of being awake.

After getting our rental car and checking in we just went for a drive to check out the city. Lunch was a priority and I jumped at the opportunity to eat at In and Out burger for the first time. The restaurant was absolutely packed. Standing room only. The burger was wonderful, the fries were good but nothing spectacular. With fries I use “Five Guys Burger and Fries” as a standard. Five Guys use fresh potatoes, cut them in house, and use peanut oil. So In and Out Burgers frozen fries didn’t

We stopped at the Luxor and just walked around. That casino was amazing. The whole thing is a giant pyramid. In the huge open center is shopping and gaming while the walls are lined with hotel rooms all the way up to the tip. The room doors are facing the inside of the casino. It’s an amazing engineering marval.

The evening was reserved for a trip around town to stare at the pretty lights. I know it’s cliché but they really are overwhelmingly impressive. Old Vegas was an amazing experience, looking at the old buildings blending into the newly constructed lights and dome covering the famous street. Walking though the Horseshoe (now Binion’s) and looking at the spot that all the World Series of Poker Champions were crowned was humbling.

A long day, a humbling day, and day a long time long coming. I look forward to a great week.

Pictures from my first day in Las Vegas
This will probably be one of the longest updates except for MAYBE tomorrow which will be about the final day of the Las Vegas Star Trek convention. Really now, it would be boring to write “Played 18 hours of poker. Can’t wait to do it again” four days in a row.

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I’m struggling now with the decision to upgrade from my $600 launch day 8gig iPhone to the brand new shiny 3G – GPS enabled $300 16gig iPhone. I’m really happy with my current iPhone and I’d love to have the faster radio and GPS capabilities but is the upgrade worth $200 or $300?

The two features that make the iPhone 3G a better device than the original is the new 3G radio and the GPS. The benefits of these two upgrades goes beyond just a faster data connection and knowing exactly where you are at all times. Are these two upgrades worth spending $200? Lets take a look at what these features will enable to iPhone 3G to do that the original iPhone could not.

3G: Most of the time I’m near a Wi-Fi connection. Which makes the iPhone’s new 3G connection moot. However, the iphone is best suited for use when you aren’t near a wi-fi connection. When you are in the middle of no where and find an odd shaped rock: well you need to inform your twitter followers, right? The introduction of third party applications make a faster radio that much more important.

Looking at the MLB.com application I can’t see a practical use for the streaming play-by-play baseball videos over edge. That application was designed for either wifi or 3G in mind. But it’s when you don’t have access to wifi when checking baseball scores would be most common. In the office or at home you’re either watching the game or watching the play-by-play gamecast on your computer. You don’t need the MLB application at that point. But when stuck in a restaurant and while checking the scores and I see that Manny just hit a huge home run I want to be able to watch that video. Edge speeds won’t cut it.

But the problem with 3G is that the AT&Ts 3G coverage is shockingly bad. The coverage map lists my entire area (Southern Connecticut) as being 3G ready but as it stands right now I have enough trouble getting Edge service everywhere I go, especially in buildings. The first thing you need to do before even considering buying the 3G iPhone is to check the coverage map. People in big cities aren’t going to have a problem, but most other areas are going to have to stick with edge. http://www.wireless.att.com/coverageviewer/

GPS: The iPhone 3G comes with assisted GPS. Meaning that the GPS chip will use itself as little as possible in favor of cell towers. But with the GPS chip it’ll always find your exact location. The problem with the GPS is in software. As it stands now the SDK user agreement prevents the use of turn-by-turn directions. So Apple seems to want to exclusively use the GPS for location based services like the loopt social network. Which isn’t a poor use of the hardware, it just might not be worth the price of upgrading from the original model.

The battery life is also questionable. Steve expertly avoid

ed talking about how much battery the GPS was going to suck down from my multimedia device. Until I see reviews I don’t think I want GPS anywhere near my phone; turn by turn directions or not.

The other improvements to the iPhone also add value to the new model over the old. The plastic back is supposed to boost reception, which has been a problem compared to other phones. The volume on the speaker phone and standard ear piece is supposed to be improved. The phone is supposed to fit better in your hand. And it includes the flush headphone jack as opposed to the recessed headphone jack on the original hardware.

Are all of these improvements worth a $200 upgrade? If the 3G coverage was better then I wouldn’t hesitate to jump on the upgrade. But the poor quality of the 3G network tell me that I should wait till AT&T builds out their network to an exceptable size.

There is also the option of getting a bigger harddrive for another $100. That upgrade is very worth it, the 8gig harddrive has provided plenty of space for music and movies. But with the Application Store about to be released it’d be nice to have another 8 gigs. But $300 is still steep considering the lackluster shine of the other new features of the 3G iPhone.

Please don’t get me wrong. I recommend the iPhone 3G to anyone who wants the iPhone or anyone who needs a new iPod. Its an amazing deal! But should current iPhone owners upgrade? Well, if you are in a big city and can get constant 3G while away from a wi-fi access point. If you think that GPS location based services will be good navigating though the city then the iPhone 3G will give you that added bonus. If you have an iPhone and don’t get 3G in your area stick with your current phone and take advantage of the new features of the 2.0 software.

I remain undecided. I starting writing this to convince myself to buy the new iPhone. Now finished I seem to have pushed myself in the exact opposite direction that I intended. I’ll probably wait until the 32gig model comes out. Or wait a bit longer till the 3 generation hardware comes out. I’m sure it’ll include enough features to make upgrading a no brainer.

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Time Travel is Awesome has already had some convention content from Sakura Con + Part 2 but we plan to bring some coverage from at least three more conventions this summer. What I want to know is, what kind of content do you want from convention coverage? What do you most care about when it comes to conventions that you attended or when you want to grasp the content of a convention that you missed? I plan to bring lots of photos, video (interviews like those above some comedy, some serious), hopefully some interviews, and panel write ups. But I really want to know how I should spend the most time on based on what the community wants to see.

Please leave a comment below telling me what you like to see or want to see from convention coverage.

Repost from Time Travel is Awesome

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I attempt to avoid situations where I could spend money if I’m not completely conscious. I’ve made some of the worst purchasing decisions in my life while half asleep and I’ve made the all of my worst poker decisions while half-asleep. But there is something about iTunes that makes it different. The ability to get the content immediately combined with a massive selection plus being half asleep leads to purchases that I might want to make but decide against had my mind been completely clear.

Having said that, this is not one of those cases. I love Little Shop of Horrors. It really is the best movie musical of all time (or at least that was made in the 80’s). But did I really need to own the iTunes version of it for my iPhone and AppleTV…no….The amount of times they play it on cable the chances I’m going to sit down and watch the whole thing (every time) make buying it a bit silly. But do I own now? Yes. Hell, I preach about getting rid of cable anyone. This is one more chance to pull myself away from the television other than when I’m ready to watch my content!

On top of that, did I really didn’t need to also buy the original soundtrack from the play? (movie? I’m not such which I got) Well it’s mine now! I spent the day at work listening to it and was very upset when I found out that in the original the plant ends up winning! I’ll stick to the Rick Moranis version with the sappy ending. This from a person who likes to kill his characters off, mind you.

While I don’t suggest browsing the iTunes library while half-asleep I do suggest going down right now and buying the Little Shop of Horrors movie and soundtrack. Especially if you’ve seen them before but haven’t rewatched/listened to them in years. Best impulsive $20 I’ve ever spent.

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