The big box project
A man gets upset at Microsoft’s service and plans to send them the largest box they have ever seen. According to their policy, they have to send back any box that he sends in. They adopted this policy after no longer offering to send customers who’s Xbox’s have died a box that they could ship it to MS in.
ME: Well what cardboard are you going to send it back to me in?
T2: We will ship back your unit in the same box that you ship it to us in.
ME: Really. So no matter what box I send to you, you will return it to me in that very box.. because from what you just told me you have ZERO cardboard in which you could send it back to me in other than my box?
T2: Policy states that we ship it back to you in the box you send to us.
ME: So no matter what, whatever box I send I get back because I’m paying for that box so I must own it, right?
T2: That is correct sir.
ME: 100% you will send me my box and no other?
T2: Yes.
ME: Ok.
ME: How big is your repair center?
T2: Excuse me?
ME: How big is your repair center?
T2: I don’t see how that pertains to the situation sir.
ME: Because I am going to send you my broken xbox in the biggest damn box you have ever seen.
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